I\'ve figured out what\'s wrong with you,
you\'ve got a bug it\'s called the flu.
Try these two bad boys they are new;
Mondays take red, Tuesdays take blue.
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The \"side effects\" they are few.
Most of them found, to be untrue.
\'Twas a bunch of ballyhoo.
Of course that is my point of view!
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Now these pills you should never chew.
A thing I don\'t suggest you do.
Wash down with water or a stew.
They\'ll never leave a residue.
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Keep them room temp or they\'ll mildew.
AND leave the nurse the co-pay too~
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