Note from Fido:
Grouches, humourless, and un-eccentric people
Need not read this poem!
Though you can read it, if you\'re only slightly eccentric
Oh well, if ya want to believe
They are giant hamsters in my pic
I can\'t stop ya believing that!
Dang it! I told ya a thousand times
They are guinea pigs
If they\'re hamsters to you
They\'re giant mutant ones
Fido\'s gone mad barking
Trying to tell you too
That they\'re guinea pigs
Though a relative thought
Our real two guinea pigs
Were rats, and said
\'How\'s those rats in that cage?\' (lol)
Take ya pick
They can be anything ya like
I dunno - elephants, giraffes, bears, etc
Now you\'re being silly, I say to myself
Btu some of you made me do it
Saying they are hamsters!
Ohh, hyperbole, exaggeration, tall stories, etc!
Heehee.
I best post a hamster video for ya again
So ya know what they look like