Was cruisin\' the aisles a ma local Wal-Mart.
Spotted a sweet thang whilst pushin\' ma cart.
YUP, outta nowhere she dun caught ma eye.
She\'z ma eye candy, ah said with a sigh!
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Wear\'d a halter top; cut off jeans way to small,
she made ma eyes bulge, an thet wasn\'t all!
She was MINT; my lifesaver, what kin a say.
Ma Good And Pleanty, Chick O\' Stick, ma Milky Way!
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Ther\'s no denyin\' ma Bit O\' Honey comes first.
She\'z ma confection of perfection and ma Star-Burst!
She\'z ma eye candy an ma Pixy Stick so fine;
ma chocolate Candy Kiss, and she iz all mine~
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