The title above tells you the story;
It’s about an item in all our lives.
The first encounter is just so hoary -
Immovable, no matter how one strives.
Though please don’t get carried away - no knives.
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Ok so now I’ve got that lever thing
And/or a backup with a rubber band;
(Instructions available – give me a ring)
Better than the knife; you’ve still got your hand.
Do message me and open every brand.
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But a problem – closure and reopen:
This trouble I can really do without.
‘Mansplaining’ sometimes seen as misspoken,
But this is a problem for all no doubt;
Gendered advice is not what this is about:
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Closure after is quite simple to do:
The top replacement should be backward, slow
Until settled position is felt by you,
Then forward clockwise will be all the go
With trouble free opening now you know….