Song:
Ma beer tastes bitter gal since ya been gone.
Tears keep a fallin\' in each frosted glass.
Ah been tryin\' but ah jest can\'t move on,
man she was cuter en a large mouth bass!
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Ah picked up a hooker down at the fair.
She reminded me a lot about you.
She had \'big boobies\' an yer color hair.
But she stole ma wallet an ma weed too?
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Chorus:
Even ma hound dawg is howlin\' the blues.
Me an Fang it seems we ain\'t gut no luck.
He was all shook up when ah broke the news.
Her an her new BO, swiped our pickup truck.
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Song:
Thet \'engagement ring, neva gut it back?
A thousand bucks I dun owe on it still.
Am sure thet ah will have a heart attack!
It\'s gunna take years ta pay off that bill.
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It\'s \'nother Tuesday these weeks seem so long.
Am wishin\' ah neva met her at all.
Thet dang Jukebox keeps a playin\' our song.
As tears in ma beer continya ta fall~
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