A sexy scientist named Beth,
decided to cook her own meth.
By mistake she mixed,
gunpowder with Vicks.
It came close to causing her death!
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Knocked her hairdo all in a fritz,
tore her sleeveless blouse all to bits!
She stood in a daze,
her eyes all a glaze.
She\'s lucky she still has both tits.
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Her company boss named Eugene.
He quickly arrived on the scene.
He tried but in vain,
to relieve the pain.
Rubbed her nipples with Vaseline.
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She learned a good lesson that day.
Cooking Meth could blow you away.
She finally quit.
Trying to make it.
Now buys from a dealer they say~
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