Oh sure we both have changed in many ways.
I\'ve lost some hair and gained a bit of weight.
The wife\'s boobs have sagged a little these days.
Other than wearing \'Depends\" life\'s still great!
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Seems like just yesterday that we were wed.
We still get horny once or twice a year.
She says I\'m like lion in the bed!
After she slipped Viagra in my beer?
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Life\'s played a lot of tricks on us for sure.
Most of the time you won\'t hear us complain.
These little hardships we both can endure.
At least we can still walk without a cane!
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Whilst at the beach, we never stray too far.
Can\'t always recall, where we parked the car~
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