Meanwhile... in my Cuckoo Land
Where I\'m married to KP
And have a talking dog, Fido
I will have to be nice to KP
But only for one day, mind you
Or maybe only or 5 minutes! lol.
Fido goes for walks
He takes ME for walks
Tells me where to go
And he checks those poems still
In case anyone has forgotten the 18+ box
Where it should be ticked
Oh, I\'ve seen all of life
Well, I\'m millions of years old
Goldfinch is too!
We remember the dinosaurs
Adn we were at the Battle of Hastings in person in 1066
And he and I were the first people on the moon
Centuries before 1969
We greeted those astronauts when they arrived
We knew the moon is made out of cheese
If you met me, you would see a sight
I\'m half human, half guinea pig
Half like the piggies in my pic
All this is true of course -
In Cuckoo Land! lol