My kitty\'s acting strange lately,
those looks to kill he\'s giving me.
This book it has warnings galore.
He\'s plotting my death that\'s for sure.
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We once were buddies way back when.
He\'s changed a lot \'tween now and then.
His sneaky ways I can\'t endure.
He\'s planning my death that\'s for sure.
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He hides my glasses yes that\'s right.
Jumps on my face in dead of night.
So many things I can\'t keep score.
He\'s planning my death that\'s for sure
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He peed on the staircase last night!
Bounced off my butt down the whole flight.
Cats freaking me out more and more.
He\'s plotting my death that\'s for sure.
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WOW! This is something cool to know!
Catnip could make my cat skitzo?
I shan\'t buy it for him no more.
He\'s plotting my death that\'s for sure~
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