Pappy155

Menopause (Written by a man - it\'s just a joke!!)

I hate my body; I hate getting old!

My youth and beauty I’m desperate to hold

 

I get wrinkles here, and crows-feet there

These lines I hate appear everywhere

 

My boobs now sag down to my belly

My once tight butt now shakes like jelly

 

My clothes don’t fit, they’re loose or they’re tight

I freeze then I sweat all through the night

 

As I’m getting fat my brows grow thin

I’m losing my hair, except on my chin

 

Handfuls of pills to help keep me tranquil

Bottles of wine for which I am thankful

 

To keep my memory, I do word drills

Wait, did I remember to take my pills?

 

My beautiful locks have now turned to grey

My spider vein webs get bigger every day

 

My once full lips would pucker all night

Now the puckers are just thigh cellulite

 

I work out at the gym, have foods I forego

And deal with things that just women know

 

The wrong things get bigger, the tip of my nose

And my stretching and drooping poor ear lobes

 

Gravity has taken hold of some things

Droopy eyelids and those damn chicken wings

 

I know you think that we look like we were

But if you don’t shut up there’ll, be a murder!!