No mobile phone, an essential to live
Completely in this world I’m often told.
Could I ask why, if I may be so bold?
It seems some online suppliers connive
I think
To make make me live a life of frustration.
My alcohol and food I buy online,
Get delivered – for years it’s been just fine.
Now Multi Factor Authentication
They say
Saves me unauthorised account access
Using a onetime code to - you’ve guessed it…
My mobile phone – and nothing else will fit;
But I live a simple life without excess.
Now I’m
Obviously not built for modern life.
Beset by such problems I need to go
To somewhere quiet, ponder this and show
Some initiative, then acquire a wife……