A spaceship hoovered above in the night.
To it\'s neon light my eyes drew a bead,
on this weird and most unsettling sight.
\'Twas an alien, scoping out my weed!
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He musta spotted my plants from the sky?
I was not afraid of him at this point.
All the Martian wanted was to get high.
I gave him papers, he rolled a BIG joint.
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He got super buzzed after the first hit.
He said Mars is too rocky to grow pot.
The dude thought my weed was dynamite shit.
For first dibs on my stash, huge $bucks I got.
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I\'m filthy rich now this tales really true.
I know why they are here, now you do too~
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