Avast ye scalawags Yosemite Sam\'s my name!
The most baddest hombre to ever jump a claim.
I have traveled by land, sea and air far and wide.
Always that Bug\'s Bunny\'s been a thorn in my side!
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Darn it, I don\'t wanna sound pissed off and bitter.
I\'m always locking horns with that onry critter!
WHAT\'S UP DOC! That\'s all I hear frum that mangy coot.
He\'d better say his prayers that long eared galoot!
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Soon he will be rabbit stew before I am done.
Beware rabbit I\'ve \"hare triggers\" on each six gun! (no pun)
That\'s all I gotta say folks, this cow pokes bookin\'.
I\'m hot on his trail, I kin smell \'carrots cookin\'! ~
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