Yeah I\'m guilty, sorry boss I confess.
It was my fault I ain\'t got no excuse.
I drank too much \'Bud-Light\' last night I guess?
Cuz all of a sudden all hell broke loose.
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The Port-A-Potty was way down the road,
couldn\'t make it there man in time I suspect.
Dude that\'s why I had to use this commode.
Just deduct it out a my next paycheck!
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Sorry about this accident I had.
I\'ll clean up this stinky mess right away.
It couldn\'t be helped I hope you ain\'t mad.
I shoulda stayed home and not worked today.
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Boss; I know yer at Wal-Mart\'s, while yer there.
Bring back a \'sixpack\' and some underwear! ~
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