IT came to my house approached my front door.
It was a dark, rainy and eerie night.
I could not imagine what was in store?
The lightning had struck blown out my porch light!
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I let that smelly red eyed dude come in.
As my eyes slowly focused in the dark,
IT snarled at me with a big toothy grin.
\"Hungry for blood\", was IT\'s only remark!
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My Mother-In-Laws pic I showed to IT.
Gave IT directions how to find her pad.
IT was happier than a pig in shit.
IT ate her instead and that made me glad!
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My EX wife has been bugging me like hell.
I think I\'ll give IT, her picture as well~
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