Doggerel Dave

I Spy With My Little Eye……

She’s back again, I do believe

Teddy.15’s settling in

For a time, but ready to leave;

A third exit, additional spin.

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Thus how to complete the hat trick?

First, having been quite offensive,

Inarticulate complaints thick

With recriminations extensive;

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(This pattern worked so well times past!)

One more attempt to get rid of

Dave fails - can’t believe it: flabbergast

She exits in a cloud of “love”….

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Turn the other cheek you clown

They say; but I’ve only got two.

Suggested I whip my pants down -

‘Poetic Justice’ from the crew….. That you? 🙃