When rich ole Uncle Louie passed away,
as each grieving heir gathered round his bed.
Something stirred \'neath the sheets to their dismay?
Real soon their greedy faces all turned red.
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They were in awe and stared in disbelief.
Something catastropic was happening.
\'Twas pawsitively \'hard\' to show their grief, (pun intended)
Seeing this huge bulge bouncing and jig\'ling.
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Soon, they realized it was not his ( shlong ).
When Louie\'s black cat leaped to the floor.
\'Twas that felines \'tail\' they saw all along.
Then Midnight with mouse, scattered out the door!
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If you knew my Uncle Louie first hand;
you would think he had this charade, all planned~
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