Thad Wilk

~> Much Schooling To Become A Witch!

I love it when it\'s Halloween,

witches on broomsticks can be seen.

All Hallows Eve it is the trend,

black magic potions witches blend!

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Old witches they instruct the new,

on what to add to spells they brew.

New trainees come from everywhere,

and recipe\'s like this they share.

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RECIPE:

Find rancid water put in pot,

make sure the cauldron\'s boiling hot.

Use mule urine to make it thick.

\'Twill give the batch \"an extra kick.\"

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Mmmm, next thing to add is eye of newt.

Right leg of toad and heel of boot.

Three whiskers from an alley cat 

and finally the wing of bat!

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Soon magic spells then they can cast.

Their powers will be unsurpassed!

Learning these chants and spells a bitch,

much schooling to become a witch~

 

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