Let’s reintroduce ourselves, we’re cool once more,
Not ancient relics washed up on the shore.
The TikTok teens don’t know we had our day,
But we’ll reclaim it with a fierce display.
I’ll wear the sneakers with the thickest sole,
And learn to dab—just kidding, that’s too old.
We’re retro chic, but still we got the spark,
We Snapchat, swipe, we’ve mastered every arc.
Remember vinyl? Now it’s cool again,
Old school’s the new school, we’re hip with zen.
Our slang’s a vibe; we low-key run the show,
And drip like coffee shops where poets go.
So join me, fam, let’s slay and stay on fleek—
We’ve got the lit-ness, week after week!