Can I tell you a secret?
when ever I look into my
bank account online
and before I press access
I stop for just a moment...
I imagine that someone
has deposited a million pounds
but then, of course as you know me well
I start reflecting on the fact
It must have been put there by mistake?
well where would I get that kind of money from?
I\'m a victim?
I\'m the one who has been wronged?
to have a million pounds given to me by accident
that I cannot touch is preposterous
It certainly isn\'t me who has committed any crime?
the only crime I\'ve committed
is spending it all
within an hour
and yes now, I\'ll take my bow.