One day I shall spread my wings
And fly like a bird on a swing
Oh sush, birds don\'t fly on a swing
Nor will you spread your wings
You will only swing on the swing of fate
Till you throw up and she wins
I didn\'t back down
The threat I heard so many times
Legal spark inside my illegal mind
Told me to be bold
And I stood firm on my ground
Sexist are you to the core
Said the emboldened me
Why should fate be a She
Why can\'t she be a He?
Peel of merry laughter
Unsettling to my already battered core
Made me squirm like a fox
Caught in headlights of an approaching doom
On frozen asphalt
The sweet voice in a sweet tone,
Like the one wifey applies on the irate me,
Said fate so gently
When you find something
Which maketh life and un-maketh on its whims
Then you better realise
That thing is a She
Whether awake are you
Or swimming in moronic dreams