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There was an old man called Michael
who had to use cream antiviral
but boy did he curse
when his problem got worse
after going out nude on his cycle.
There was an old dog called Scruffy
who was bursting to pee so much he
cocked his leg high
and aimed for the sky
‘til it rained yellow rain in Kentucky.
There was an old lady called Sally
who went to work in the alley
she soon caught the eye
of a gent who passed by:
one more to add to her tally.