Another oldie exhumed from my memory of a wasted youth. Rhymery added for polish and class. 🤣
Gentleman invited to fancy dress;
For simplicity decided on ‘Adam’.
Felt he could attire himself without stress:
Ordered a codpiece embroidered as a ‘Ram’.
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He returned three times - coverage not great……
Store stretched upgrades to final ‘Extra Large’.
No! Still the item seemed inadequate.
At this point the beleaguered store took charge:
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Dear sir,
We regret that our range of codpieces does not satisfactorily cover your needs. For this we apologise.
May we suggest that you take the matter into your own hands, throw it over your shoulder and go as a petrol pump.
Kind regards