Sarah Palin showed no remorse today!
Wearing the \'furs\' of animals she claimed
to have killed with her bare hands.
Palin denied that there was any political
reason or motive behind the brutal
shooting of beloved \"Bullwinkle\',
a popular figure in the cartoon industry
and an Icon to millions of children and
adults throughout the world!
Bullwinkle J. Moose was on a fund raising
with well known cartoon characters Rocky
Squirrel and Bradenov; unbeknownst to
them, the horror that was to unfold.
Plans for the funeral arrangement are on
hold until further investigation
into this horrific matter.
Be sure to read my two latest breaking
news articles on page 16 and 17!
\"Blind woman\" gets new lung from brother
she hasn\'t seen in decades!
AND
Police in Texas are outraged, and begin
a campaign to \"run down\" Jaywalkers!!
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