Now I can\'t say the word yet
Not until December
Or Goldfinch will shoot me!
But yes, a Christmas card
(Oops, I\'ve said the word!)
Arrived in the post for me
I never knew Christmas was in November
I thought it was some card maybe
Relating to Remembrance or something
But you know how it is
Christmas trees in shops in September
Or thereabouts
And hot cross buns and Easter eggs around January
Oh, I dunno what day, what year,
What century it is sometimes
I must have forgotten
To add water to my tipple
And it made me confused
You got that Christmas tree up yet?
You got those decorations up?
Now I\'m sure....
It\'s Christmas next week - Eh?! (lol)