Hot Off the Press
It’s there on the front page
from an absent-minded sage
who Op-Eded the clash
of those hauling in cash
and those driving for “Door Dash.”
In the op-ed, as I said
an article on the gap
between the rich and the poor.
How the poor are either dying or dead
while the rich are lying in bed
and living in the lap
of wealth and amour.
Send in the clowns.
Where are the clowns?
Don’t worry they’re here.
In Florida. There’s a new circus in town
and it ain’t exactly the greatest show on Earth.
He’s burning books and starting donnybrooks
trying to be an authoritarian
but I’m betting on the librarians
so….Shhhh!
Also, he’s trying to take Disney down.
Mickey Mouse challenged to a joust.
Guess who’ll be first to leave town.
He’s busing his immigrants to sanctuary cities
that operate at a loss.
He should be sending them money
to cover the cost.
But, there’s a report
they said, “See you in court.”
In the Centerfold, looking very old
photos of a man seeking to lead
who must know twofold
that sometimes you bleed.
Though once you are chosen
your destiny’s frozen.
Either do the best you can
or surrender to the 2025 plan
and fulfill your dream of being Hitler
while all the while you just look littler.
In the Sports it’s all about Football
which isn’t like football at all.
It’s more like Rugby only dumber.
They hardly ever kick the ball
and when they do the field’s too small.
The ball goes out of bounds
so they take a commercial break.
Upon returning they take
to talking about who is better
Caleb, Justin, or Drake?
I can’t take it any more.
All I want them to do
is take us away for an hour
from the threat of Nuclear War
not to hem and haw
about the game we just saw.
The Health section\'s indisposed, I suspect
Way too many drugs with side effects
including death.
They call it Big Pharma for a reason
not because their tending big fields
it’s because they’re fielding the big ($) tender.
Yes, Big is the reason
as in, the only thing they\'re farming
is billions of dollars.... Charming!
Back page has photos of aging tyrants
facing their own doom,
they are all aspirants
trying to claim the world as their own
living on Human Growth Hormone
looking as though their half alive
and are part of the has-been archive.
We need to monitor these creeps
to insure they don’t fall asleep
or do something totally dumb
and blow us all to kingdom come.
In the Science section it\'s all about AI
and the disappearance of processes
that once required thought.
How they will be transmogrified
into robotic responses and job losses.
We forgot,
“What hath God wrought?”
It’s now “What’s in your Wallet?”
IOU everything I’ve got.
Welcome to the world of AI Wars.