Don\'t cry little guy you\'re being misled.
Santa\'s alive, Ole St. Nick ain\'t dead.
That slimy Grinch is up to all this,
He\'s pissed cuz he\'s not on Santa\'s nice list!
He is rude and mean the dude don\'t play fair.
This sociopath, dumb ass doesn\'t really care.
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He put that same tombstone in Who-Ville too.
Tried foolin\' the Who like he did you.
BUT they were not fooled right away they knew,
\'twas a hoax he played on folks and not true.
I just saw Santa at Wal-Marts today!
Was buying beer and new blades for his sleigh.
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Leave some cookies and \"Bud-Light\" by the tree.
The Old guy will be there I guarantee.
Don\'t worry kiddo things will be alright!
He WILL be at your house, promptly midnight~
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