Now look, Fido says to me
This can\'t go on for ever
Thinking it\'s Ch..... already
There\'s about 40 days to go yet
And you\'ve got two cards already
From the SAME person!
He wishes they would send him a bone early. lol.
Also he says to me
You know Ch..... will be over by December 1st
Cos you\'re sure it\'s next week
Though you\'ve not seen Santa\'s sleigh yet
And you\'ve not had that annual morning yet
When you find the lounge full of soot
Fido knows why that is so -
It\'s some fat beardy bloke
In a red costume, hat, and welly boots
Now none us knows how he gets down the chimney
But he always fills the lounge with soot. Doh!
I shall buy KP nothing
I got no money left
She has it for her botox
Though it\'s done no good
Even after 5,743 appointments!
I say to her
\'You\'re looking worse these days, my dear!\' (lol)
I will fool her....
And say - Ch...... was around November 20th this year
So it\'s all over now
I will say to her on December 25th
Getting those two cards already has thrown me
I dunno what day, what year, what century we are in -
No change there then for you, Fido tells me! lol.
Did I mention the full word once in this poem?!