If I were only one inch tall,
no one could see me if I fall.
I\'d drown inside a shower stall.
To be that small, to be that small.
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I don\'t complain much as a rule,
but being tiny can be cruel.
For \'everything\' I\'d need a stool.
Feel like a fool, feel like a fool.
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I could not do the things I like,
not even ride my ten speed bike?
Wild birds would stalk me if I hike.
I\'d need a psych, I\'d need a psych.
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Not much a one inch dude can do.
Would be unbearable it\'s true.
I\'d find a hole to crawl into.
And sit and stew, and sit and stew.
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If it came true to my dismay.
For only one thing I would pray.
God send a \"one inch gal\" my way!
\'Twould make my day, \'twould make my day~
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