Ma rooster crowed, it were the crack a dawn.
Thought this would be like any uther day.
Whilst a shovlin\' horse shit on thet cool morn,
dun spied a glit\'rin object in the hay!
^^
Ah was amazed at how thet thang shined so bright!
An cuud not imagine what it would be.
Findin\' this jule shore brung me such delight.
Gaush dang, what an amazin\' discov\'ry!
^^
\'Twer the weddin\' ring ah gut fer ma EX.
The witch dun throwed it at me when we split.
She\'s always textin\' when we\'re havin\' sex?
Glad she is gone ah don\'t miss her a bit!
^^
It was peur luck ah found this matchin\' ring!
Ah might git hitched again, this cummin\' spring~
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