Meanwhile......
\'Tis what I put on some comments
A fantasy land - me, KP, and Fido
If you spot that word in my comments
It usually means something daft is to follow
I use it as an indication
In case I just blunder in
And the humour may seem inappropriate
And so I get told off
For putting my big foot in it
Appearing insensitive, crass, ignorant, etc
The replies may be in words such as
\'You cad; you bounder\' \'you......\'
Or \'tally ho, jolly hockey sticks,\' etc
If it\'s a milder reply
Summat like that anyway
\'Ooh - mind your language\' says Fido!
A couple of examples:
\'Oohh, don\'t try suicide
It will hurt
And you can\'t try it again if you succeed first time\'
\'I phoned the Samaritans -
They were permanently engaged!\' Doh!
\'I raided KP\'s money box
Not a penny in it
It was full of Botox supplies!\'
\'For those terrible dark humour jokes
You may need to mark this 18+,\' says Fido
\'Or I will bark at ya!\'