My butt crack always showed at work.
I felt just like a fuckin\' jerk!
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I\'m a plumber what can I say.
When I crouch down to my dismay.
My butt was always on display.
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I asked my gal what should i do?
Immediately she came through.
Bought those bad boys to try on too.
They much improved the field of view!
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My customers don\'t mind a bit.
No longer take a hissy fit.
They actually enjoy IT!
And I do too I must admit.
My gal is really quite the wit!
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My business nearly went stone cold.
Now it\'s improved almost ten-fold.
I\'m in demand so I am told.
These shirts are worth their weight in gold.
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I have on hand a large array.
A different \"look\" for each work day.
It\'s hard to keep clients at bay!
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These days I laugh when I look back;
now, I proudly flash my butt crack! ~
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