Write sense, that man!
Not garbage about KP
No, not the KP nuts of old
(Can you still get them today?)
But me wifey - you knows her
Must have seen her 10 million times
In papers, magazines, on TV
Everywhere in fact!
Dunno why I write this rubbish about her
She\'s laughing really
Cos it gives her even more publicity
Nope, I\'m not a misogynist - woman hater
But I have to do horrid things to her sometimes
To keep her down a peg or three
I\'m the guy, she says
Who got M&S mixed up
And called it S&M - Doh!
She gets her own back
She\'s tied this ball and chain to me ankle
And thrown away the key!
Now what you doing knowing about S&M? asks Fido
He says - it will only make you swoon!
Though it\'s TMI - Too Much Information
To tell ya any details
If I been a \'dark horse\' or not - have I?! Oooh!
Woof, mark this one 18+ says Fido! lol.