She flirted and played with Death every day.
Death gave her the tools to speed her demise.
She did not die, to his shock and dismay?
She was different, he saw it in her eyes.
``
Smoked four packs a day, drank booze and did coke!
Played \"Russian Roulette,\" was a cutter too.
Blew \"rings\" in his face with cigarette smoke.
\'Twas something the Reaper could not construe?
``
Death had slowly become a pessimist.
Everything he tried he could not kill this chick.
He realized she was his nemesis.
She made the Reaper look like a real dick.
``
In the end, Death got himself fired the slob.
Now she has his SCYTHE, and doing his job! ~
~~~**~~~**THE END~~~**~~~