My name is Stan she\'s my gal Jean.
We\'re dressed as breasts this Halloween.
Some of you might think this obscene.
We think think it\'s keen, we think it\'s keen.
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Each boob is really a beach ball.
Stuffed in Tee-Shirts so they don\'t fall.
Bra custom made from a red shawl.
As I recall, as I recall.
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Ask anyone who knows ole Stan.
They\'ll tell ya I\'m a \"big boob man.\"
Winning best costumes is our plan.
Feel sure we can, feel sure we can!
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What happened that night \'twas the worst.
At judgement time my knocker burst!
A guy dressed like a \"dick\" placed first.
Guess we were cursed, guess we were cursed?
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That incident caused our demise,
we just could not believe our eyes.
Still got a gift to our surprise!
The boobie prize, the boobie prize.~
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