OK so these two hookers who work the docks get together after work to discuss their day. The boat came in and the one told the other the most beautiful Sailor ever got off the boat . She asked him if he wanted some company and he said \"baby it\'s all I\'ve been thinking about for six months.\"
He asks how much for a date and she says for $100 you get this you get that and I will bring you to the heights of ecstasy you can\'t even imagine . He said I don\'t have a hundred dollars .
So she turns around after trying to walk away and says OK buddy it\'s been a slow day so for $50 I could give you some oral and bring you to the same heights of ecstasy ? He said , damn for six months that was the first thought on my mind but baby I ain\'t even got 50 . But it\'s been a slow day she tells her friend and I\'m not even nice and offer a 25 handjob if he\'s quick. He said I got 25 dollars. Her friend asks what did u do? \"Well I pull down his pants and he\'s bigger than anybody I ever seen.\"
Friend asks , well, what did u do?\"
She says \" I lent him 75 Bucks\"!!!
Bobby O
Xoxo.
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