Have you seen a game of footy lately?
All codes – jeez do they have to be so rough.
Nothing left of gentlemanly conduct.
They go for it now, all in and so tough.
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Ladies (oh sorry – didn’t I tell you?)
Where are your earrings lippy and high heels?
They’ve fair put the terrors up me lately –
But just now they’re starting to get good deals.