A musical feast
on the radio caused a pile up on the M25 today
no one injured but there were two arrests
Mr Goldfinch and Mr Edwards
we\'re both found dressed as Reindeers
in the middle of a now traffic jam
just in front of the pile up
the local news station reporting
that they were found with a very loud bluetooth speaker
listening to Dame Edna’s personal rendition of
(Rocking around the Christmas tree)
the thing that struck the other drivers was
how the hell did they manage to steal
the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree
placing it in the middle of the pile up?
no less, the lights working perfectly
and how indeed did they manage to get
what I believe to be a swollen pair of giant balls that glow
on the top of the Norwegian Spruce?
ungracefully donated
I believe
by Stanley the Dachshund…
this is Teddy15 reporting from the scene
now…back to the studio.