Will this ever stop? Fido asks me?
Putting down KP?
Well, it has to be done sometimes, I reply
To keep her down a peg or three
I\'m writing this book about her and others:
\'The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Trouts- Old Ones\'
There\'s no pictures of fish in it
But plenty of botox
And some giant hamsters too
(In a book about fish?!)
I\'ve wasted hours on that book
A load of rubbish -
It will only backfire on me
Cos it will give her even MORE publicity!
Heehee
She\'s done it again
Caused me to write this poem about her - another one
Now it promotes her motto -
\'Me, me, me, now and always!\'