Thad Wilk

~> MONKEY BUSINESS!

I\'m on the prowl for a new mate,

a hairy \'swinger\' would be great!

My makeup\'s on I\'m dressed to kill,

my luscious lips ready to thrill.

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Got rid of all my body hair,

it took at least six tubes of Nair?

Banana perfume I wear\'s cool,

It always makes those bad boys drool.

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I\'m a charmer obviously,

you\'ll never find no \'fleas\' on me.

Irresistible to all guys,

these gorgeous eyes just hypnotize.

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That cute dude\'s headin\' o\'re my way.

Just what I need to make my day.

He\'s a picture of perfection,

just hope he brought some protection! ~

 

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