I was caught selling pot in a town in Tibet.
A thing that surely would bring my deepest regret.
I was cool as a rule thought I\'d never get caught.
The punishment that I got I never forgot!
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It was October and cold as a witches tit!
They gave me a bucket with nail polish in it.
The roof\'s gold colored shingles everyone was nailed.
The paint on the \"heads\" got dulled each time that it hailed.
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They dragged me literally up to the top tiers.
I knew painting those nail heads was gonna take years!
A kazillion of them I touched up maybe more.
Got blisters on my hands and my kneecaps galore!
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It took me four years then they finally freed me.
Looked like a skeleton when I left that country!
Back to one hundred eighty pounds and I\'ve moved on.
Don\'t sell pot no more, these days I work for \'Revlon\' ~
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