I eat like a girl,
I eat more than my brother does.
I talk like a girl,
I talk about dresses and make a fuss.
I think like a girl,
I think about everyone but myself.
I read like a girl,
A hundred unread books on my shelf.
I’m just a dumb girl,
Who likes chess and physics and math,
I’m just a chill girl,
Who would really like a bubble bath.
I’m the pick-me girl,
Because most of my friends are guys.
I’m the girl’s girl,
The makeup’s smudged around your eyes.
I watch sports like a girl,
Those FIFA world cup football matches,
I go crazy like a girl,
Watching cricket players dropping catches.
I dance like a girl,
People think I have two left legs,
I cook like a girl,
I will burn a dish with just eggs.
But I hurt like a girl,
I cry myself to sleep at night.
And I love like a girl,
I love with all my strength and might.