Tom Dylan

Paternity Test

I show my dad my new winter coat

I raise my arms 360

so he can see the back too.

He unzips it and peers inside

like a cop patting down a felon,

inspecting the coat like he\'s buying a horse,

checking the teeth and hooves,

and the zip-up pockets.

 

I hand him my printed stories and poems,

he puts his reading glasses on 

and I\'m twelve years old again

and he\'s helping me with my maths homework,

I never could get the hang of maths,

words not numbers always came more easily.

He likes my story as it has a beginning,

a middle and an end, but we disagree

if a word should be one word.

two words, or hyphenated.

 

Then comes the real test,

two glasses and a bottle of single malt whiskey.

We sip the fiery liquor,

sighing in delight as our throats burn.