Now, I am always banging on how Chinese are polite
But today this old granny gave everyone a fright
Marched across the road, while the traffic lights were green
Stopping the cars
Man, she looked mean!
Moving like a bulldozer
From her path people fled
Had that look on her face..
Mean. Like I said
A woman on her phone
Not watching the show
Soon felt her wrath
As grannies trolley ran over her toe!
No one said a word as she Marched into the shop
And if they did I wondered
Would they get a karate chop!
It is a peaceful town
Of troubles there\'s not many
But take some care
And beware
Of Hornsbys irate granny.