Ok dawg, lets get something clear,
I guts rules whilst yer living here!
Best follow each one or I fear.
You\'ll lose an ear, you\'ll lose an ear!
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Rule number one just a heads up.
Don\'t eat my food, drink from my cup!
That would make me surely blowup.
Don\'t try that pup, don\'t try that pup!
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Now \"read my lips\" rule number two.
My chew toys don\'t you ever chew!
Something you neva want to do.
I knows Kung-Fu, I knows Kung-Fu.
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Last but no least, number three.
My \"catnip\'s\" meant for only me!
Touch it you\'ze dead, PAWsitively!
I guarantee, I guarantee! ~
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