Did not take long to realize,
I\'m glad my nose grows near my eyes.
Any other place I\'d despise.
God\'s very wise, Gods very wise!
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\'Tis great my honkers near my lips.
It sure beats being on ones hips!
Be a disaster ( if one rips)?
You\'d do back flips, you\'d do back flips.
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Nose top of heads is a no, no.
You couldn\'t pluck those nose hairs bro.
And if you sneezed your hat would blow.
That\'s not macho, that\'s not macho.
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\'Tween shoulder blades would be a bitch.
Can\'t scratch it if you got an itch?
You couldn\'t reach between that knitch.
All night you\'d twitch, all night you\'d twitch.
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I love it where it is right now.
Yup, just below of each eyebrow.
Anywhere else I\'d disavow.
Like holy cow, like holy cow! ~
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