Once upon a time \'bout two weeks ago.
His master had left to go to the store.
She said she\'d be gone for an hour or so.
Bowser never been left alone before.
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Six hours went by and Bowser got pissed.
That\'s a long time and he was mortified!
Had dog food, water but one thing he missed,
his fav\'rite chew-bone it was still outside.
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Now Bowser needed to chew on something.
Not furniture, he\'d get punished for that.
He didn\'t need another ass whipping;
like last time, when he ate the front door mat.
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In the bedroom noticed an open drawer,
then he spotted something that caught his eyes.
The most yummiest bones he ever saw!
Big \"rubber ones\" awe wow quite the surprise.
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Bowser barked out loud, what an awesome find!
All shapes and sizes, liked the tan one the best.
YIKES! She had so many, she wouldn\'t mind?
This one matched his fur, better than the rest.
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Just then his owner unlocked the front door.
His master just freaked out, oh she was shocked!
This crap was not gonna happen no more.
Now; all her bureau drawers, they are all locked~
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