Sorry Santa,
There is a cost-of-living crisis.
The mince pies are the cheapest.
The carrots are yellow and wonky.
The wine is weak and unpleasant.
Do I still get my Christmas presents.
Tobani 2024
The Holiday List
It\'s holiday time, I\'ve been given my list.
All the things the beloved wife does wish.
I just want 2 days so I can have a break.
Surely the list can wait, not for me today.
Get it done before the family come round.
What to do is quite clearly written down.
Can\'t I just spend some time laying in bed.
I need to rest and clear my hungover head.
Today my one and only wish.
To do anything except what\'s on that list.
Tobani Dec 2024.
Blind As a Bat.
The woman was blind as a bat.
She was looking for her fur hat.
She looked through all the draws.
Search the cupboard some more.
And left the house wearing her cat.
Tobani Dec 2024.