It was midnight about ten past.
A carnival I had walked by.
I heard a scream; I was aghast,
I freaked out man this ain\'t no lie.
``
Saw a figure in a clown suit.
That creep really gave me a scare.
Covered in blood from cap to boot.
Had a \"long blade\" and purple hair!
``
Sprawled at his feet some dudes remains.
This Zombie clown split this guys head
and calmly munched out on his brains.
A fav\'rite snack for the undead!
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I had just left McDee\'s that night.
Bought a BIG MACK and fries to go.
Fries looked like brains in the streetlight.
I\'d fix this problem real pronto!
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Had to think fast or I was dead!
I really loved those large fries too.
BUT, my life now hung on a thread.
I knew just what I had to do.
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I gently put my large fries down;
and tricked that killer Zombie clown! ~
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