Thad Wilk

Gone a Fishin\'! -Redneck-

I gut eight \"fishin\' lures\" thet I think are great.

The picture above shoes six a the eight.

I starts out usin\' the \"skinney Minnie\" first.

Bud Light caps look like a roach when submursed! 

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If they\'s hidin\' in the shade i use an \"allure lure\".

A Heineken beer cap works best fer sure.

On a hazy daye i always use ma \"Big Popper\".

Last year i caught a catfish, a 20 pound whopper!

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I use a \"Cranky Bait\" coke cap on a lazy sunny daye.

It zips through the weeds like it\'s on a freeway.

A playin\' thet lure\'s an awesomazin\' sight.

The \"Grapple Hooks\" get em even if they don\'t bite!

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The \"Wounded Minnow\" thet dang lure always gets bit.

Made frum a \"Bush Beer cap\", it\'s ma favOrit!

It flops up an down when ah reel it in slow.

One daye i caught at least nine bass in a row!

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My \"Stinky Bait\" i use when there\'s no wind or breeze.

I dip a \"Cores Beer cap\" in a tube a head-cheese.

Dang fish won\'t bite thet lure though sum do try?

It\'s the \"smell\" thet kills em, they just UP an die!

 

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